Deni's space

OK... I didnt know where to start and Im not even sure I am organised enough to keep a blog.  Gosh then there is the possible litigation when I blog when in a bad mood.... christ ! this could be a minefeild for someone like me.  Damn, have I offended the Christians already?

 

We here is the first entry anyway, which may or may not tell you a bit about me.

 

First thing you need to know is that I can only develop unusual or comedic disorders and illnesses. 

 

I state this first becasue I am currently suffering from Vertigo.

This strange illness is made ironic by the fact that Im annoyed about it becasue I wanted to go on a plane on Friday.

now I can hardly stand up straight without getting dizzy and falling down... BEFORE drinking!!! I know... this is wrong in so many different ways.

 

For a start im only 5ft 6 and a half.

not nearly tall enough to feel like im falling.

 

Secondly I am clumsy enough without my gyros being shot .

 

Thirdly and most importantly.. Im not game to find out what happends if I do drink now.

 

This rates right up there with last years " Aneurism"...

 

Well it wasnt an Aneurism, I put my neck out having gymnastic relations with a delightful man.

But again only I could sustain yet another humourous, or potentially humourous illness.

 

Anyway, now the room is spinning again and I have to go and stare at something solid to get my balance centred again.

 

I will try to avoid the walls..